Those eggs have the color and texture of fresh vomit, delicious
Pristine-Plum-1045
No that’s not.
debe1236654
Where are the eggs and bacon?
Choofee
Looks like regurgitated outmeal
datritle
Bro.
FalynorSoren
The Ghost of Christmas Future is currently showing this picture to a crying, screaming Gordon Ramsay the way it showed Scrooge his gravestone.
presidentkokoro
What did you do?!
classickrs
brother that looks like cauliflower mush and a burnt baby bird, how did you do this
Beriatan
Salt the eggs after you cook them so they don’t sweat
marvin676
I love crispy bacon but that is just too shitty. And those eggs. Wtf? Well done! 5 Star rating for this!!
5k1895
Overcooked the bacon, undercooked the eggs
Weird-Recording5251
Never cook again
Frequent-Employer-23
Disgusting
BodegaBum-
My boy cooked a whole rat
Mammoth_Mixture4735
Vomit and a side of fried pigeon
GrassTastesBad137
I’m actually impressed. The eggs could only look worse if there were visible shells. They’re leaking something, and eggs don’t leak, so.
The bacon looks like dog treat bacon, and as if it’d crumble into acrid dust upon the first bite. Yet still, I suspect, there’s cold, flabby fat somehow. An unpleasant texture and temperature change on an already unpleasant dish.
Bravo, truly.
siliconwally
That bacon could do with a couple more minutes
TightSea8153
passionfruit0
How did you do that??
steelcryo
Looks like the piece of wood and vomit my dog hacked up the other day…
SuperSaiyanSkeletor
I actually like what you did with the bacon.
splendid_michael
A pint of your finest scrambled eggs please Waiter.
Abodeslinger
What did you scramble them with? Grits?
Xx_Silly_Guy_xX
Strangled eggs
Nero_A
vegemite233
well done, this looks terrible
synic_one1
It looks like day old shit and fresh vomit
CRYOGENCFOX2
This is genuinely impressive how you fucked this up 🤣 i don’t think in my entire life of cooking eggs have i ever gotten it that gray of a color
leftJordanbehind
I never understand how people’s scrambled eggs have a watery liquid that runs off them. *Shudder* even if you fona “soft” scramble that shouldn’t happen. Weird and grody.
Emotional-Sir-9341
You mean scrambled brains and dog turd🤢
RecklessKibbles
Are the scrambled eggs and bacon in the room with us?
oeco123
Slop and tree bark.
Capt_accident
Added the salt too early when cooking the eggs and you burnt the fucking bacon! You Donkey!
34 Comments
Which is which?
Those eggs have the color and texture of fresh vomit, delicious
No that’s not.
Where are the eggs and bacon?
Looks like regurgitated outmeal
Bro.
The Ghost of Christmas Future is currently showing this picture to a crying, screaming Gordon Ramsay the way it showed Scrooge his gravestone.
What did you do?!
brother that looks like cauliflower mush and a burnt baby bird, how did you do this
Salt the eggs after you cook them so they don’t sweat
I love crispy bacon but that is just too shitty. And those eggs. Wtf?
Well done! 5 Star rating for this!!
Overcooked the bacon, undercooked the eggs
Never cook again
Disgusting
My boy cooked a whole rat
Vomit and a side of fried pigeon
I’m actually impressed. The eggs could only look worse if there were visible shells. They’re leaking something, and eggs don’t leak, so.
The bacon looks like dog treat bacon, and as if it’d crumble into acrid dust upon the first bite. Yet still, I suspect, there’s cold, flabby fat somehow. An unpleasant texture and temperature change on an already unpleasant dish.
Bravo, truly.
That bacon could do with a couple more minutes
How did you do that??
Looks like the piece of wood and vomit my dog hacked up the other day…
I actually like what you did with the bacon.
A pint of your finest scrambled eggs please Waiter.
What did you scramble them with? Grits?
Strangled eggs
well done, this looks terrible
It looks like day old shit and fresh vomit
This is genuinely impressive how you fucked this up 🤣 i don’t think in my entire life of cooking eggs have i ever gotten it that gray of a color
I never understand how people’s scrambled eggs have a watery liquid that runs off them. *Shudder* even if you fona “soft” scramble that shouldn’t happen. Weird and grody.
You mean scrambled brains and dog turd🤢
Are the scrambled eggs and bacon in the room with us?
Slop and tree bark.
Added the salt too early when cooking the eggs and you burnt the fucking bacon! You Donkey!